I still can’t get over the fact that Ben is only 16.

You are my Venēnum <3.
I’m slightly puzzled as to what this is exactly.
I’m gathering that it is almost an equivalent to Livejournal.
If that is the case prepare yourselves for some irate rants and mentally deranged adderall induced chaos (which this just so happens to be).
Ah, this should be amusing.